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Welcome year 2018. The whole world looks up to you for greater peace, justice, development, unity and joy among others. It is my prayer that our dear country, Nigeria, shares in these expectations.

In fact, Nigerians deserve to enjoy good and standard living conditions, democratic governance, equity and liberty for their unbelievable tolerance and long – drawn hope which successive governments (military and civilian) have always promised, at each election year.

2019 is another general election year. This year 2018 is, therefore, a ‘boarding gate’ to the general election year, which we (innocent voters, youths and non-partisan technocrats etc) shall be regaled with flowery campaign promises, unimaginable project deliveries etc from our old and new public office seekers.

This piece, or shall I say admonition, emanates from me whenever general elections approach in Nigeria. It is my humble warning bell to office seekers in particular and voters in general. Without being immodest, new entrants into the wonderland called Nigerian political space, who adhered to my advice, have always sent me “thank you for your warning” after their return, oftentimes worsted, from the furnace of chop – I – chop political tomfoolery.

Here we go again, before desperate merchants, masquerading as saviours of the people start assailing us with worn-out, empty promises and cajoling.

It is a note of warning to would-be aspirants (and incumbents) for political offices at local government, state and federal levels and those Nigerians (and they are many) who live on politics.

My admonitions are being repeated here because as the race for the 2019 general elections in the country heats up, those innocent, or shall I say patriotic, citizens willing to join (or continue to participate) in the peculiar Nigerian version of politics / democracy need to look well and tread the slippery paths of their avocation (politics) very well. Past incidents are songs of caution to them to be wary. It’s not only money/materials that are usually consumed senselessly, lives are also wasted unnecessarily too.

My main target are those new entrants into the political space, who taking their cues from political science theories, the Western world democracies and the Awolowo – Azikiwe – Adelabu – Ahmadu Bello legacies that they be wary and note very well the wise saying of Fela Anikulapo-Kuti in one of his philosophical albums that “Bi o ba wa oko ni London (UK) ati New York (USA), wa sese wa ko ti wa nibi (Nigeria)” Translated to mean that driving etiquette in the UK or USA is quite alien in Nigeria. Same applies to politics.

The above title is a universal cliché when breakfast, lunch or dinner is ready for human consumption. This cliché is also quite apt now for those Nigerian professionals who make their fortunes when politics, especially campaigns, hot up- what with the forthcoming governorship elections in Ekiti and Osun states, and the general elections next year.

Now, who are the immediate beneficiaries of political campaigns / elections? They include printers, textile merchants, signwriters, carpenters, drivers, transporters, musicians, speech writers, publicists, advertisers, print and electronic media, food vendors, ‘activists’ such as body guards/ bouncers (I did not say thugs o!) soothsayers, prayer warriors, herdsmen, poultry farmers, godfathers etc. As they say, “Asiko yin lo de, e maa jeun niso” (it’s your time to feed well).

This piece is actually intended to caution the “paymasters / mistresses,” that is contestants, especially new entrants, to tread softly, softly in the areas of expenditure and nomination. If they don’t apply their sixth sense (emotional intelligence) they may not only lose their money, but other dear things! God forbid. And as a guide to avoid pitfalls, I hereby recall my review of the book “Baptism of Fire” authored by Mr. Olufemi Ogunsanwo, ex-King’s College, Lagos, ex-Oxford, UK, ex-Columbia, USA. He distinguished himself as a journalist at the Daily Times, later in the finance sector, but almost got his fingers burnt while attempting to be a politician!

The title of the book, ‘Baptism of fire,’ derives from chapter 7 of the book, where the author describes in details his sad and rough exposure to politics and how he resisted the urge to follow the crowd and the crooked path in getting to office in 1997-99. It was not a happy event in the main.

Ogunsanwo agrees that “one of the justifications for writing a memoir is the desire to preserve one’s accomplishments in life and put them in perspective for posterity” – that is, if the story is worth telling, inspirational, positive and above all, true.

Many memoirs are not only vain glorious but best of ‘fabus’ i.e embellished and cooked-up tales. “Baptism of fire” does not belong to that ugly class. It is a true recount of the childhood, education, adulthood and experience of a first class brain, journalist, financier, politician and adventurer. The author says that in writing the book, he emulated Gibbon, an Oxonian who wrote his personal history in 1814 in captivating prose, while he was inspired to write the book on Chief Obafemi Awolowo by his politics lecturer at Oxford, Dr. Kenneth Morgan’s book, Lloyd George on a former British Prime Minister of the same name.

The author’s main purpose for writing the book, he says is to inspire others, mainly the younger ones, to aspire to lofty but simple goals in life. His life is worthy of emulation, I must mention.